Work Status For Whatsapp, Short Office Quotes, Job Quotes

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Work Status For Whatsapp

WhatsApp is my first job.
I love my job on my days off..
Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.
I have this thing called a job...
I love my job, it's the work I hate.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
A job isn’t a job, It’s who you are.
A procrastinator's work is never finished.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
“Dream big, work hard.” ~ Robert Downey
I am working hard... or am I hardly working?
Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Best Work Status 

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.
We work to become, not to acquire. ~ Elbert Hubbard
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.
Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ~ Jim Rohn
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.
“The harder I work, the luckier I get.” ~ Gary Player
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

Latest Work Status 

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
Not available, working… At least that’s what my boss thinks.
I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.
I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.
I’m doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.
Work Status For Whatsapp, Short Office Quotes, Job Quotes
Work Status
All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
I wasn’t sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
A successful man continues to look for work, after he has found a job.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

New Work Status 2016 

All I ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?
“If there is no struggle, there is no progress.” ~ Frederick Douglass
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.
The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~ Confucius
I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is just bullshit!!!
I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.
Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.
I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.
Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.
I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

Office Status For Whatsapp 

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.
I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.
The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.
I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels really disrespectful.