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Best Men Status 

Girls biggest lie: I’m OK.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'To do list' ;)
Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly…
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To do list’ 😉
Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME.
Is that your ex? No, that’s the biggest mistake of my life.
Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass 😀
a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p
Words that spoiled many boys' life .... 'Dude she's looking at you.'
Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. :P
I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their make up.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.
A real man is not a word player, because a real man always keep his words.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

Latest Men Status 

If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend - 'You Are Right'
Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason :)
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p
you'll never loose women by chasing money. But you'll loose money by chasing women.
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend – ‘You Are Right’
Why’s NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there’s a reason 🙂
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
Things I suck at: Being attractive, being normal, being likeable, being social, math.
Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

Men Status For Whatsapp 

Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
Things i suck at: Being attractive.. Being normal... Being likeable... Being social... Math.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
one day you'll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else
it's Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Real men don't cheat, real men don't lie, real men don't hit women, real men.... Where are you?
one day you’ll realize…all the love that i gave to you…is now being given to someone else
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear 'Here's my Wallet'
Today I came across a book that said: 'All the things men know about woman', it was blank inside.
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
it’s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it’s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p
If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'
Today I came across a book that said: ‘All the things men know about woman’, it was blank inside.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single. :p
When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single's
When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!

Men Status In English

Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single’s
Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
It's funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare…It all depends on how you treat her!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
Men Status For Whatsapp
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Don't take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday's :-)
Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what's you gonna eat Fatty ??
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.

New Men Status 2016 

Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend – So what’s you gonna eat Fatty ??
Perfect people arent real and real people arent perfect, so you can either love me for my flaws or hate me for being real.
Guys: When she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Life is weird. You go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being practically strangers again.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Latest research: 'Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!' But Which Girlfriend...? That is still a topic of research! :P
Guys: When she’s not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
A real man is not a man who says nice things to women. A real man is a man who say nice things and his actions back those words up.
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
” The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it."
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
REAL men don't cheat, REAL men don't lie, REAL men actually cry, REAL men defend you, REAL men don't hit women, REAL men.. where are you?

Top Men Status For Hike & FB 

Being single = less drama, but lonely. Being in a relationship = chance of being cheated, but a chance of being loved. The choice is yours
3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects .
Perfect people aren't real and real people aren't perfect. So, you can either love people for their flaws or hate them because they're real.
I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
a man rubs a genies lamp genie pops out says u have 1 wish choose wisely man says make me smarter than any man on earth genie turns man into woman :D
Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
is very bored of being bored, because being bored is boring that`s why i post this boring status because I`m bored of being bored and being bored is boring! :)