Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes | [501] Unique status

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I want vitamin "U"
Last seen 1980! :D
24 Hours Online!
Life is Just a Journey.
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
Thanks for being in my life
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
Be smarter than your smartphone
Life is too short to cry on....
Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
THINK – It’s not illegal yet
Life goes on with or without you!
I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
Dear crush!! You'ved crushed me <3 blockquote="">
Love isn't complicated, people are.
I am only good at hiding my feelings
I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
I am responsible for my own happiness
How can i miss something i never had?

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Down to earth but still above you all.
There is No Scale To Measure the love..
I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
I am the circle, and the circle is me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
After all we all are stories in the end.
Life is to short to remove USB slowly.
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..
Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
The heart that loves, stays always young.
Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
I've got nothing to bo today but smile.
Tu hi ye mujhko bata de.. chahu main ya na..
Baharo phool barshao mera mehboob aya hain..
I like cars with edges and women with curves
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
Love yourself love your day love your life.
I think of you in colours that don't exist.
You say it best when you say nothing at all!!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
A friendship that can end never really began !
Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
Ability to take failures makes you successful.
It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
It's not about her looks, It's about her heart.

Best Status Quotes 

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
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It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.
If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!
Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say
We both belong to each other, nature and myself.
Late night conversations with our loved ones..!!
Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.
You are the only clock thats ticking in my heart..!!
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you - I Love You.
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.
Never trust your heart because it's on the right side.
I can't see myself without you. Sold My Soul to You ♥
Make your nature simple, the time will not be wasted.
Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
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I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂
Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!
Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation
I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.
Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
True love doesan't have a happy ending. It has NO ending.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Finding friends that have the same mental disorder as you.
Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.
You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.

Funny Status Quotes

Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.
Ye zami ruk jaye, Ye aasma tam jaye, Jab tere chara samn aaye.
When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I'll say you.
You left me? Fine! But don't love somebody else in front of me.
Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone...
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.
Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
Sometimes, i want to meet myself from someone else's point of view!
If you are not interested then don't cheat him.. Better leave him..
People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.
I know i’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
He loves death, she loves life, he lives for her, she dies for him...
What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.
So far, but I love you alwaysdream without fear, love without limits..
I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.
I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.
Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
When a girl says 'dont worry about it' you better fucking worry about it.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

Good Status Quotes 

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it's got nothing new to say.
Sometimes it is painful to see that the people most appreciate is a false.
It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.
Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....
Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.
I speak for what i see, I stand for what I Beileve. I strive for what i want.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
If you make a boy laugh, He likes you. But if you make a boy cry, He loves you.
Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you
It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.
I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
Bahut gurur tha sbko apni daulat pe.. zara sa zameen kya hili sb aukat me aa gye..
Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.
Shit happens. Everyday. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.
Duniya main sirf 2 Chize Mashoor Hai, tere bhai ka Style, aur teri bhabhi ki smile.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
They say what goes around comes around, passed a packet of chips and never came back.
Love is not possible without sacrifice, and sacrifice is not possible without love.
Aarju honi chahiye dill me kise ko yad karne ki.. Lamhe toh apne ap he miljate he dost
Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.
I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

Love Status Quotes 

Pluviophile: a lover of rain, someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.
A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Mujhe teri mohabbat ko sahara mil gaya hota.. agar tufan nahi aata kinara mil gaya hota...
Thanks to the words 'dude' 'bro' and 'man' I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.
The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status )
Don't feel special. Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.
Girls with open messy hair, chubby cheeks, a dimple and spectacles.. Aww you look so cute.!
You can't change how people feel about you. so don't try.. Just live your life and be happy
Guys who run girl's account on Facebook are the ones who secretly buy barbie and comb its hair.
Maturity is not when we start speaking big things. It is when we start understanding small things.
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of sam1,yet u still love them for what they have..
Call me crazy, but I'm madly in love with you and this won't go away for a while, so get use to it..
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.
Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell !
I told my parents I had my eye on a bike for my birthday. They told me to keep my eye on it because my arse won't be on it.
I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.