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College Status For Whatsapp 

And sex is definitely part of college life.
I really want to go to Penn State for college.
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!
College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.
42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
College is important, but saving money can be even more important.
I only want to write. And there’s no college for that except life.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

Status For College Life 

In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
“I are a college student.” This is how stupid some college students are.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.
While I was (in college) I was exposed to this world that I didn’t know was possible.
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
College Status For Whatsapp, Status About College Life, Short College Quotes
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Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

College Quotes And Sayings 

Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.
Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Funniest College Status 

No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans
President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be "Barack Oganja."
2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it's cover!!!!
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- )
Rapper "2 Chainz" played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.